Grooms Wedding Speech - Damn Statistics Essay - 562 Words

Grooms Wedding Speech - Damn Statistics Ladies and gentleman, I have to be honest with you all and admit that I am quite nervous about standing up here and speaking this evening. While I was writing my speech I came across some interesting statistics about what guests are thinking about during a wedding speech. Apparently, twenty percent of you are thinking about getting onto the dance floor and partying the night away. Thirty percent of you are thinking about the marital status of the best man. Ladies, you may be pleased to know that he is single. Hes also not very fussy as he showed at the stag party (bachelors party). It turns out that twenty percent of you are thinking about what happened at the stag party (bachelors party).†¦show more content†¦Id also like to thank them for all the hard work and effort they have put in to make this day a success. I would like to thank my wifes parents for the kindness that they have shown me and for welcoming me into their family. Id also like to thank them for bringing up such a beautiful and intelligent daughter. I’ll leave you to argue over which trait comes from whom. Thank you to my wonderful sister for being such a great friend. I am very grateful for all the advice and the support. However, I must say one thing - I just cannot wait to do my speech when you get married I will get my revenge. Id also just like to take this opportunity to wish you a happy birthday. Thank you to my best than. I am very grateful for all the hard work and effort that you have put in over the last few weeks. Ive known you for ten years now, and despite my concerns regarding what you would plan for my stag do and your speech, you have been, and will continue to be a great friend. And so that brings me to my wife - my best friend. She is beautiful, she is intelligent, she is hard working, she is... what does that say? Im having a little difficulty reading your handwriting. No, but on a more serious note, thank you for marrying me and making me the happiest man in the world. I am often wrong, but in marrying her, I know I have made the right